SNL Lazy Sunday Lyrics: Chronic WHAT-cles Of Narnia

wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello, What up Parn?
Samberg, what's crackin'?
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Narnia! Man it's happenin'!

But first my hunger pains are sticking like duct tape
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
Yo man that bakery has got all da bomb frosting
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Josling (Josling, Josling.....)

2, no 6, no 12, BAKER's DOZEN!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin
Yo where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side dude
Well let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route
I prefer Mapquest
That's a good one too
Google Maps is the best
Tru dat. DOUBLE TRUE!
68 to Broadway, step on it sucka
What you wanna do Chris? Snack attack, motha ##@%a!

The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
It's the Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia (Narnia, Narnia.....)

Yo stop at the deli the theater's overpriced
You got the backpack? Gonna pack it up nice!
Don't want security to get suspicious
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious

Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough
Girl acts like she's never seen a ten before
It's all about the Hamiltons baby
Throw the snacks in a bag and I'm ghost like Swayze

Roll up to the theater, ticket buyin' what we're handlin'
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we droppin' Hamiltons
We're parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?

We answered so fast it was scary
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic

The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
It's the Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia (Narnia, Narnia.....)

SNL Digital short "Lazy Sunday" Lyrics